I Did Not See The Affair

After a long shift at London escorts I made my way home to my flat in Kilbourn. Living and working in London is actually really convenient as it only ever takes me about 20 minutes to get home. I live at home with my dog Charlie and my boyfriend Philip. Philip and I have been dating for about 12 months now and things are getting quite serious he recently two months ago moved in with me and Charlie and things have been going really well. It’s actually really nice to come home to someone else apart from the dog especially when Philip has put in the effort to make dinner. Philip is an amazing chef he literally can put anything together using any ingredients and it always looks and tastes so call me like it should be in a top five star restaurant. Some of my colleagues from cheap London escorts have been privileged enough to be able to come round for dinner and taste Phillips cooking. Julia one of my London escort friends says that his cooking is better than sex.  

Anyway after my long shift at the most amazing low cost escorts agency, I made my way home it was about 6:30 am I was tired it’s been a long shift I made many bookings and gone on many exciting dates. Oh but today was different not like the other days where I come home and Philip is sleeping on the bed leaning to his side waiting for me to slip in next to him and cuddle. I’m always really cautious about making too much noise to wake him up as he doesn’t normally wake up until about 9 am. So I take off my shoes outside the door and tiptoe into the flat. But to my surprise the kitchen was messy and the front room had clothes all over the floor. This is quite unusual as Philip is normally very clean and he knows that I’m a clean freak so when I come home the worst thing I could see is a bunch of clothes on the floor.  

Anyway tired from the long shift I make my way tiptoeing around the clothes and to the bedroom. I place my hand on the doorknob to open the bedroom door but from the bedroom I can hear noises. They are really quiet like whispered moans like Philip had a bellyache that was up setting him. I go in getting ready to ask him if you would like a mint tea to settle his stomach but to my surprise I see him butt naked doggie style with my neighbour. All I do is see red I get so mad I charge at his back and push him over onto the bed.  

For the next 15 minutes all I hear are there pathetic excuses as to why I caught them in this unorthodox position on my bed but the whole time all I’m thinking is I really like those sheets and now they fucking ruin them. Needless to say I kicked his ass out and happily went to work at London escorts the next day.

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